The DRE, to my sister: I know who you are! You're Laura's sister!
The principal: Oh, yes, I saw your sister! I had to do a double take, wondering if I really missed something!
(My sister is having a baby so she's visibly pregnant)
A friend of Adam's from work: Um, is your wife pregnant?
Adam: No, but my sister-in-law is!
I joked that this was PAYBACK. Every time I go to visit my parents, I am mistaken for her or am HER sister. I told my sister she should have looked confused and said, "No, I'm Laura!" and really messed with people.
Cole: I Cole. I four and I have TWO red light sabers!
Cole napped through most of my awesome dental experience. When he woke, he looked confused and then said the above. It was adorable.