George: What this? (pokes at dinner)
Me: Squash. Try it. It's like pumpkin. It is very smooth and yummy. Cole helped make it.
George: Squash not pumpkin! I not eat squash! Squash live in the forest!
Me: (completely and utterly confused)
Adam: Oh! No! It's not SASQUATCH! It's just SQUASH! We're not eating BIGFOOT.
Me: Cole, are you my special Bear-Bear?
Cole: No, I COLE!